I'm kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart
I like romantic things
Like music and art
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have a boyfriend?
FUCK!
It sucks to be me

"I'm not amused, but George and Ringo are; by the horse montage."

"Don't get trampled, John. Random cop."
(den er frickings awesome)

Trefusis watched him contentedly.
"A good wine is like a woman," he said. "Except of course it doesn't have breasts. Or arms and a head. And it can't speak or bear children. In fact, come to think of it, a good wine isn't remotely like a woman at all. A good wine is like a good wine."
"I'm rather like a good wine too," said Adrian.
"You improve with age?"
"No," said Adrian. "Whenever I'm taken out I get drunk."
"Except that in your case you get laid down after drinking, not before."