The Sartorialist
"I started The Sartorialist simply to share photos of people that I saw on the streets of New York that I thought looked great."

Get it? Periodic table?

Alan: Sometimes a mistake is like wearing white after Labour Day, and sometimes a mistake is invading Russia in winter!

Barney: Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I died yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the exact right number of days, three. Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like “Oh no, Jesus is dead”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. Three days, Ted. We we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.